Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Princess Syndrome Causes, Symptoms, And Treatment

Princess syndrome is a mental disease that’s effecting millions of females worldwide. Females that have princess syndrome are usually dumb, slutty, attention whore seeking wanna-be princesses. Although this mental disease is known worldwide, one could put up a very good argument that it started in America due to the lameness of the media.

Who’s at risk
§ Spoiled females
§ Females that try to be like others too much (read: insecure)
§ Females that turn to the media in search of a role model
§ Females with extreme jealousy
§ Females that feel the need to stir up drama to make their lives more exciting

Causes
§ Feminazism
§ Bad parenting
§ The media
§ Paris Hilton
§ Other girls with princess syndrome

Symptoms
§ Extreme insecurity
§ Urge to be the center of attention (read: attention whore)
§ Never taking responsibility for anything
§ Wanting everyone to know she’s a princess
§ Drama queen

How to spot a female with princess syndrome
§ If 9/10 of her friends are ugly, this points to the symptom of insecurity. You should also note that these females are the types that play hard to get but are really total sluts.
§ If she’s with 10 other bimbos that are just like her. Unlike the insecure female with ugly friends, these females are openly slutty.
§ If she has no real goal in life and thinks her looks will not only get her everywhere in life, but stick with her for the rest of her life – DELUSIONAL.
§ If she plays too many games. If you give into these games, eventually she’ll think you’re just a nice guy, and if that’s the case then she’ll just use you to show herself that a male is interested in her. This makes her feel wanted and temporarily cures her insecurity, don’t give into these games.
§ If she tries to be like Paris Hilton

Stages of Princess Syndrome

The following 3 examples will show you the progression of this mental disease throughout a female’s life.

1. Early Stages of Princess Syndrome
Sweet 16
This is the early stage of princess syndrome, where being the center of attention and letting everyone know you’re a princess is more important than learning real lessons about life.

2. Advanced Stages of Princess Syndrome
The Moment of Truth
This is the perfect example of the typical American girl living with princess syndrome. These are the girls that were good looking in high school, thought they’d stay that way forever and looks would get them everywhere, and as each year went on their good looks started to fade. These girls eventually settle down and end up living a normal life, but have to fill their lives with drama to make their lives feel important like they once were in high school.

3. Irreversible Stages of Princess Syndrome
Hilary Clinton
Can someone please just shut this woman up already? Hilary makes it seem like there’s nothing wrong in lying, bitching, and always making yourself look like the victim. Hilary attacks Obama by saying he wouldn’t have gotten where he is today if his skin color wasn’t black, but can’t you say the same thing about Hilary in a different sense? Where would Hilary be if she wasn’t a woman? Let’s be honest, a lot of her voters are delusional women that don’t care about the issues and just want to see a woman as president, how many times have you seen an interview where a female is asked why she’s voting for Hilary and her response is “It’s time for a woman to be president!”? No, it’s time for Americans to look at the issues instead of focusing all their attention on skin color and genitals.

Treatment
§ When a female asks you a question with the sole purpose of temporarily curing her insecurity, answer truthfully. For example, if a female asks you if she has cellulite, and she in fact does, answer yes. You may think you’re being mean, but lying to her to make her feel better will only catch up to you over time as her ego grows.
§ When a female constantly begs to be the center of attention, just ignore her. Allowing her to be the center of attention will eventually catch up to you.
§ Never let her lure you into arguments with her, this shows her that she has control of your emotions and that you have a weak heart. You don’t need to let her know who’s right or wrong, she knows the correct answer herself, and she’s just stirring up an argument to make you say and feel otherwise.
§ Use them for sex or ignore them. You may think you’re being mean by using them for sex, but they’re using you to make themselves feel wanted and to cure their insecurities. Females with princess syndrome are whores, they love to be degraded, that’s why these type of girls never go for the nice guys, they want some asshole guido douchebag. Nice guys are the ones that pamper them, so at the end of they day all they want to do is get fucked and call you their daddy.

** There isn’t always a way to cure princess syndrome, and with treatment, it may still be possible to spread princess syndrome. Slapping a bitch may not prevent all recurrences.

Final Thoughts
All in all, douchebag syndrome and princess syndrome is truly a match made in heaven.



~~ Special thanks to http://www.officialdatingresource.com/princess-syndrome-causes-symptoms-and-treament/ for making my day =D

It is a very degrading article on females. But we have to solemnly nod our heads and agree that some of our sisters are indeed suffering from this possibly deadly illness. Just take both articles with a pinch of salt, yea? I thought it was pretty amusing though slightly insulting. There is absolutely no menace intended, I swear. It’s all in the name of good fun. =D Blame Fun if you want, not me? And no, I am not trying to shirk responsibility.
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