It takes great courage or a strong death wish to post a photo like this. At least I deserve to be commended solely based on the fact I have the guts to face the music.
This photograph has not been photoshopped or edited with more objects. At first glance, it may look like the room is in a mess. But…ahem well yea you are right, it’s not in its…best order.
But in my defense, significant effort was put in to maintain the integrity of its original form without compromising my living comfort.
In continuation of the summary I posted bravely on Facebook, I have to emphasize that a picture though says a thousand words, can still fail to capture things hidden in the closet and objects swept under the carpet bed. So please do not have too high an expectation from me because I suck in performing up to them.
No expectations = NO HEARTBREAK + NO HARD FEELINGS
This is the equation you must ingrain in your head upon seeing this message. And then you will have full reason to convince yourself NOT TO LET HER TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT BY LETTING HER HANG HERSELF with a nice pink raffia string.
Upon stepping in the room, kindly be reminded to ignore all debris under the bed and under the shelf. Focus on the hot, steaming meal that is a very desperate and in-your-face attempt of what we call "buying the way into your heart" or "buying affections via actions".
Have fun in Finland. I am running out of excuses to save my royal arse; running out of time to clean up the disaster aftermath.
So I am cutting the crap, clasping my hand, and chanting my prayers for a great afterlife.
Any last words? Forgiveness is the greatest gift one could bestow. Empathy for the weaker beings and their inability to compact their life in order is the greatest act of humanity.
