E-learning probably means no learning in my case. I don’t know what is insanely wrong with my computer. I can’t access any online recordings. -.-
And half the modules have no e-lectures? Sucky course.
When I am in the mood to learn, they deprive me of my learning needs. So much for my eagerness -.-
Yes, I know it is apparent I am pretty stressed up considering how uptight I am about my studies. I know of all things, studies! Yes, my Libra scales are not in its most balanced state right now.*Pursing my lips* I am silently praying that it will be painless.
It is the worse week of my life ever. I am starting to embrace the thought “forever alone”. Suddenly, this notion seems very attractive.
From a girl who has zero experience in love and is the densest thing on Earth, I am going to share my thoughts on how you know if he is not the one.
- He stresses you up when he asks you out. And there is no way to say No because somehow he has done all his background study on you as a subject. THERE IS NO ESCAPE. It’s either now or next time. Don’t drag the agony; choose the most immediate route to the slaughter house!”
- You feel uncomfortable around him. In your head, you are pondering on which excuse sounds more plausible, “you wanting to cram for an imaginary coming test?” or “you having a really bad imagined headache”
- Don’t let him send you home. Apparently, someone just enlightened me that this against the code of dating, it’s a sign of disinterest. But, even if I like the guy; I don’t want him to walk me home either. I just can’t bear the thought of him going home so late. I thought he would understand my thoughtfulness. Well, now I know it’s hell no. I have just unraveled the mystery why on earth he would think I am not interested and gave me the weird look when I walk him to the MRT happily, thinking that Oh My, this is the sweetest thing I have ever done for anybody in my whole life. Yes, I know I just undermined his masculine. Perfect way to ruin a perfect/imperfect relationship! So yes, don’t let him walk you home!
- Physical contact is an absolute no-no. Yes, no to brotherly hugs too. You are probably very against the idea of accidental brushing. *No way is his epidermis going to touch yours. You might want to scrub yourself during a bath if it happens.* If you shows symptoms of the asterisks, it probably means he got on your nerves, you can totally strike this bloke out.
- There is not a tiny tint of jealousy when he is checking out other girls. In fact you are thinking, why isn’t he with this other girl? At least it could save you from the agony.
- You try very hard to explain to him your thoughts and feelings. You keep elaborating and he just doesn’t get it. There is like this invisible communication barrier between you two. It is as though you are speaking in another tongue. Yes, indeed he doesn’t speak your language for now. Friend-zone this one first if he is a nice guy. He is not the one…yet. But this one can KIV.
- If you don’t want to friend-zone him and is contemplating evil schemes of burning bridges, he IS DEFINITELY NOT THE ONE! STRIKE HIM OUT AT 1! It's too painful for you to wait till 3!
- He brings out the worse in you. Even you think you shame the fairer sex with your desperate attempts to disgust him.
- No thoughts of follow-up. No intention to friend-zone. Will chill one year later. One day, you may both grow to be the one for each other.
- My guts say so. Apparently, the gut is the smartest organ in our human body. Gut’s instinct. Gut’s instint. Always believe a woman’s gut. And my gut just said he thinks Smart-phone-stupid guys are right for me for now. LOL!My guts have reasons for its strong belief
*Note to myself when I go out with someone that I am ever remotely interested: LET HIM BLOODY SEND YOU HOME! YOU LIKE HIM! YOU ARE A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS NOT A STRONG, INDEPENDENT YOUNG WOMAN! JUST SAY OKAY AND WIPE THAT “oh no” LOOK OFF YOUR STUPID FACE.*
