...Simply because I want to use up vouchers I break nearly a hand and leg to get..."My Andriod!" *Screams, cries, bangs head on the wall*
At least, well, I can buy him a cheapo pair of socks and act like it is the greatest gift on Earth.
Me: Na~~~给你
Guy: 为什么无原无故送我东西?
Me: Oi~~~你很囉嗦~~~要就拿~~~不要就丢掉
Guy: 我又没有说我不要 -.-
Me: 喜欢吗?
Guy (painfully, awkward silence that can be interpreted as a strong dislike) : ...
Me: 袜子好! 袜子可爱! 很实际! 可以穿在脚上...
你不是说家里只有1双袜子...所以我就买了袜子...你看还是你最喜欢的颜色 leh!
Guy: 我又没有说我不喜欢 -.-
仔细看看还 ting 不错 de la...有眼光...选很久 ar? 辛苦您了
Me: Of course 有眼光...(roll eyes)
不辛苦...不辛苦...只是走了整条街...
You know this stupid 袜子 very exp...
Why guy's 袜子 so exp? my ankle socks is like 3 for $1 at pasar malam sales
you know...
you know...
and still got cute cute pictures on it.
Guy: Guy's stuff all along very exp de what...is you don't know only ok...
Me: Anyway, you sure it fits or not?
I don't know your size leh...so I compare my leg to the model they have on display...
我又没有抱过你的脚...
Then the salesgirl say hor, aiya bigger better than smaller...
but then i scared you think your attractiveness is inversely proportional to your size.
So I don't buy too big...
You want to try first not? So exp...don waste my money...Can change if cannot fit...
Guy: Don't need try la...should be can fit la -.-
Me: Aiya you better take the receipt in case you change your mind
Guy: I don't want receipt la. Where got people give present, give receipt also de -.-
(but then still takes receipt) Walao only 20 bucks...and got voucher... -.-
i knew it...你没有那么好心...还在我面前假死...
(but then still takes receipt) Walao only 20 bucks...and got voucher... -.-
i knew it...你没有那么好心...还在我面前假死...
Girl: Oi Oi Oi, what only 20 bucks... I don't even buy a 20 bucks pair of socks for my bro
okay. And considering, I know you for how many days only, seriously lor,
I don't think you worth 20 bucks...
okay. And considering, I know you for how many days only, seriously lor,
I don't think you worth 20 bucks...
Actually I want to buy you a $2 socks ok, budden I paiseh, think is too cheapo...
Plus it is definitely way better than what your friends gave you lor...
Boy (pouts) : I still think the handmade one better.
Me: !!! Really meh...i anyhow do de leh...see this 1 crooked lol...
早知道 give you all hand-made stuff...cheaper lol
haiya...公子...you very 不视货 leh -.-
Boy: Anyway thanks...
But...I still like the handmade de...
不怕不识货
识货
就怕货比货
So guys like that 死到哪里去?
Grown Up. Change For The Better. Wiped Out By Evolution.
难道一生只能遇一次?
那我应该是错过了
oh 人生真是遗憾重重
